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spoonfulofsterek:

Feeling Ill

imagine-loki:

TITLE: Feeling Ill

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: One Shot

AUTHOR: Wolfpawn

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine Loki rubbing your back with a pained look on his face as you heave into the toilet because of severe morning sickness.

RATING: Teen

NOTES/WARNINGS: Mild Swearing

Guilt coursed through Loki as he watched you rise from the bed and run to the bathroom holding your hand to your mouth yet again, the thud and subsequent yelp told him your arm made contact with the door as you struggled to hold down the contents of your stomach until you reached the toilet bowl. The noises that filled the room were anything but pleasant, and told Loki that everything you had eaten that day was expelled from your body. It upset him no end, as you had made a comment not two hours before that you had had a great day and that everything you ate had stayed down, that you had barely suffered any nausea for the first time in weeks.

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May I Have Your Cherry?

imagine-loki:

TITLE: May I Have your Cherry?

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: One Shot

AUTHOR: wolfpawn

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine eating in an old, 50s style diner with Loki and the Avengers. All of you order milkshakes which come with whipped cream and a cherry on top. Loki asks politely if he could have your cherry, sending everyone into a fit of badly contained giggles (except for Loki, Thor, and Steve, who have no idea what was just implied)



RATING: Teen and up

NOTES/WARNINGS: I added Bucky to the mix, because if Loki is there, then to me, Bucky is too (I regret nothing). I also added the comic book canon that Hawkeye has his hearing aid.

It would definitely be remembered as one of the most hilarious moments the team had ever experienced.

Stark decided that since Steve had missed the fifties; he could experience them in other ways, such as the very popular diner a couple blocks away that specialised in that decades food and atmosphere. So in true Tony Stark style, he got you, their Public Liaison, to arrange to have it closed down for the night and available solely to the Avengers, he didn’t like to have to wait to call a waitress or to deal with other patrons annoying them, you also had to forewarn them that there were a few of the Avengers that would require substantial portion sizes. Super soldiers and Asgardian’s tended to eat more than most.

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gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

honorary-fangirl:

starkid-nerdfighter:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

that took too long to figure out

When you watch most of the audience walk out of a Marvel film at the beginning of the credits:

ello-beastie:

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saywhatjessie:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

girls don’t want boys, girls want a soaking wet natalie dormer telling katie mcgrath to do her

(Source: raggedypendragons)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

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snowdarkred:

WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH

more like, i’m not touching this fic with a ten foot pole are you fucking kidding me